You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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