Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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