sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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