white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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