It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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