But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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