When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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