plz talk dirty to me
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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