Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She announced her abortion via fbk
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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