I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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