For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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