ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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