Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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