went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I use my feet as sexual weapons
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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