and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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