sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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