No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
