You're completely useless in the revolution.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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