I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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