I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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