Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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