sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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