other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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