Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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