Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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