ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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