I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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