You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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