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I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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