He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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