: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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