You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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