Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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