ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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