hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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