i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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