i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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