Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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