you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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