Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she told me i tasted like america
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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