Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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