I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
