he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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