So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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