Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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