But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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