it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
zippers are such a cool invention
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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