Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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