Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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