would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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