If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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