Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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