Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I want to walk on stilts...naked
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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