I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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