His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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